Caption This: A Sonic for Every Generation

With SEGA recently announcing the newest Sonic the Hedgehog title via FaceBook earlier this week, the teaser trailer has everyone buzzing.  In what will become an ongoing segment on this blog, I will post a picture I find interesting and look to you, the amazingly creative general audience, to provide a silly and humorous caption.  What say you, good people of the interwebs?

And for those who want to see more, here is the official Teaser Trailer for Sonic Generations: